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06 December 2010

Super Being!!!

• If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)
• If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
• The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
• A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.joke2..hehehe)
• A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

2 comments:

  1. issit ur orgasm kenot last long so that u wan be a pig? ish. kesian.. har har har

    practice more ok?

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